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Old Coal - Live At Rooster's Roadhouse

Monday, March 1, 2010

Guitarists Injured in Down Lo Melee

Those headed to the Down Lo pub on Saturday night got an Old Coal show afterall. And probably some bruises. An altercation broke out at the club when Coal members Jipe and Spag came to the club to greet disappointed fans but refused requests to take the stage. Accompanied by their wives and a posse one onlooker described as casually menacing, Jipe and Spag signed an autograph, ordered a drink and were near immediately spun like rag dolls to the floor to chants of, 'Play Jenny'. Stella Meniketti-Jipe, wife of the lead guitarist, was heard pleading, "Don't hurt his hands" as her husband was thrown into the bar's glass door enterance while Dot Spag was escorted to safety by bar manager Susan Reed as her bassist-husband was assaulted with a Shake Weight.
The melee spilled on to Main St. where mobs had gathered for a Playboy/UFC event nearby. The militant faction of Old Coal followers from nearby Quincy who call themselves 'The Black Lung' and are believed to have started the incident were no match for the awaiting boob-frenzied testosterone outside and were dealt with effortlessly. Head of Old Coal Security, Sgt. Tom Dirtywaders, said Spag suffered hurt feelings and unrelated chafing while Jipe had facial lacerations and diarreah. Donations toward medical treatment or music lessons are being accepted by texting "JIPE" to 8675309.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Old Coal Cancels Central Valley Tour

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Old Coal has canceled their one-date Central Valley tour only days before it kicks off and ends in Chico this Saturday. This move, equally stunning and controversial, is again fueling speculation that the band's future is in doubt. A visibly shaken Hood, drummer for the aging cover band, responded to the news lashing out, "Its worse than a strain". When asked if he was referring to band relations, he added, "I've been through Rehab before and know what to expect. It's gonna be rough".

Singer Neil Jessrobin said that the band is disappointed with the tour cancellation but concedes that Hood needs to address his situation. "The decision to stop the tour was a no-brainer. When nerves get frayed, hospitalization is necessary. Hood needs to do this for his family. Plus, Chico isn't a big college town anyway. We'll be motorin' again soon".

When asked whether the band will perform together again, bassist Spag gave an ominous, bleak two word statement of distress, "Mayday".

Manager Foxy Inge K could not be reached for comment, stating only that she wasn't "a morning person".

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Old Coal To Play Chico - Feb 27

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Old Coal is set to embark on their longest tour ever with a one-date stop in Chico, CA at the famed Down Lo Pub. Drummer Hood commented on the band’s decision to tour, “The Central Valley Tour is the perfect length for a band of our stature. It’s really all we can handle at this point.” TMZ reported that promoter Foxy Inge K had successfully negotiated dates at the Olive Tree in Corning, Bill & Kathy’s in Dunnegin and Granzella’s in Williams, but these shows were promptly cancelled due to security concerns and less than stellar crop harvests. “Olives, Almonds… it all went to shit because of El Fucking Nino or something,” said Foxy. “I can’t send my boys in those kind of conditions.”

Still, Old Coal will be playing an extended set at the Down Lo in Chico on Saturday, Feb 27 at 9pm. Jipe is calling it a long awaited Odyssey fulfilled and singer Neil Jessrobin views it as a long time dream come true. “To go on the road and bring our love of 80s covers and Mr. Diamond to the Central Valley, especially Chico, an established college town heralded for excess drinking, it brings tears, really. Everytime I see Lou Diamond Phillips board that plane in La Bamba, I think, 'that could be me!'. Except the crashing part. That would be bad."

Anyone interested in joining the OldCoal I-5 caravan, contact Foxy.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Break Up Rumors Untrue


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Rumors of an Old Coal break-up are greatly exaggerated says a spokeswoman for Alameda's greatest Cover Band of Cover Bands.

Collaborator and promoter Foxy Inge K stated that the band is very much looking forward to the Edison Fundraiser at the Bladium on January 16th despite recent separations.

The break-up rumors were fueled by singer Neil Jessrobin's marathon tour of the Southeastern Karaoke circuit, drummer Hood's disappearance and guitar tandem Jipe and Spag's recent associations with French Metal Spiritualist, Yogi Pouche-du-Lapin (pictured).

Foxy clarified that Hood is recovering from cranial tatoo removal surgery and that Jessrobin simply has been scratching a singing itch during extended business trips. Asked about the influence of Pouche-du-Lapin, Foxy said, "God knows what those freaks are up to but the naked guy is creepy and not allowed near my house". Foxy added, "you would think that with the Holidays, people would be taking interest in more important matters like family, Tiger Woods and Stella-and-Dot Jewelry - not a friggin' Dad Band going through a phase."

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Old Coal Raising Clams for Kids

The Old Coal, Old Stock, Telepathic Slip "Rooster" Tour raised over $700 for Alameda "Music in Schools" Programs. Doing what we can to ensure that your kids can play Neil Diamond songs for drunk, dancing friends in 20 years. Or 30. Possibly 40. But with talent.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Another Rockin' Show at Roosters


Some of us just waking up from last night, a couple of us never went to bed. Hope everyone had as much fun as we did last night. As usual, Telepathic Slip and Old Stock killed. See you at the next show! (photos and vids coming soon).

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