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Rumors of an Old Coal break-up are greatly exaggerated says a spokeswoman for Alameda's greatest Cover Band of Cover Bands.
Collaborator and promoter Foxy Inge K stated that the band is very much looking forward to the Edison Fundraiser at the Bladium on January 16th despite recent separations.
The break-up rumors were fueled by singer Neil Jessrobin's marathon tour of the Southeastern Karaoke circuit, drummer Hood's disappearance and guitar tandem Jipe and Spag's recent associations with French Metal Spiritualist, Yogi Pouche-du-Lapin (pictured).
Foxy clarified that Hood is recovering from cranial tatoo removal surgery and that Jessrobin simply has been scratching a singing itch during extended business trips. Asked about the influence of Pouche-du-Lapin, Foxy said, "God knows what those freaks are up to but the naked guy is creepy and not allowed near my house". Foxy added, "you would think that with the Holidays, people would be taking interest in more important matters like family, Tiger Woods and Stella-and-Dot Jewelry - not a friggin' Dad Band going through a phase."
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THIS IS SO GAY. THIS ISNT A PHASE IT IS A TRAVESTY.
travesty (noun): a debased, distorted, or grossly inferior imitation. Um, yeah... definitely a travesty. As for gay... it was one time, he was a good sound man and the proceeds went to benefit school music programs.
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