Old Coal Cancels Central Valley Tour

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Old Coal has canceled their one-date Central Valley tour only days before it kicks off and ends in Chico this Saturday. This move, equally stunning and controversial, is again fueling speculation that the band's future is in doubt. A visibly shaken Hood, drummer for the aging cover band, responded to the news lashing out, "Its worse than a strain". When asked if he was referring to band relations, he added, "I've been through Rehab before and know what to expect. It's gonna be rough".

Singer Neil Jessrobin said that the band is disappointed with the tour cancellation but concedes that Hood needs to address his situation. "The decision to stop the tour was a no-brainer. When nerves get frayed, hospitalization is necessary. Hood needs to do this for his family. Plus, Chico isn't a big college town anyway. We'll be motorin' again soon".

When asked whether the band will perform together again, bassist Spag gave an ominous, bleak two word statement of distress, "Mayday".

Manager Foxy Inge K could not be reached for comment, stating only that she wasn't "a morning person".